YOU KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO IF

greeting cards

clothing, namely, t-shirts, sweat shirts, jerseys, shorts, sweat pants, jackets, hats, caps, scarves, gloves, hosiery, neckties, pajamas, robes, night shirts, night gowns, underwear, head bands, wrist bands, swim suits, skirts, shirts, tank tops, pants, coats, sweaters, leotards, leg warmers, stockings, socks, panty hose, tights, belts, and rainwear

processed peanuts; fruit, soy, or potato based snacks; dried fruit, potato chips, processed or dehydrated fruit based rolled snacks

candy, cookies, crackers, cakes, chewing gum, chocolates, breakfast or processed cereals, frozen bakery desserts, granola based snack bars, pies, coffee, and tea