WHY REINVENT THE WHEEL WHEN WE CAN REDEFINE IT?

Clothing, namely, men's, women's, missy's, juniors', children's and infants', jeans, pants, trousers, capris, leggings, shorts, skorts, overalls, shortalls, skirts, dresses, tops, t-shirts, sweatshirts, blouses, shirts, jackets, coats, sweaters, vests, cardigans, ponchos, scarves, socks, bandanas, neckties, belts; Footwear and shoes; Headwear, namely, hats, caps, earmuffs; Underwear, swimwear, gloves, mittens and ties