S.M.A.R.T.S. SMART MAN'S AMUSED RESPONSE TOWARDS STUPIDITY

Advertising and business services, namely, securing airtime on all forms of media communications stations, systems, networks, and services for the purpose of promoting the goods and services of others; Advertising services, namely, promoting and marketing the goods and services of others through all public communication means; Advertising services, public relations and marketing services, namely, promoting and marketing the goods and services of others through all public communication means; Advertising through all public communication means; Advertising, marketing and promotional Services related to all industries for the purpose of facilitating networking and socializing opportunities for business purposes; Business services, namely, procuring qualified and credentialed third-party experts, professionals and other qualified personnel, and documentation and information all on behalf of others; Charitable services, namely, organizing women's groups to undertake projects which benefit the homeless, abused, at risk women and women in transition and in pain, while encouraging empowerment among women of all ages and ethnicities; Consulting services, namely, providing expectant parents with consumer information on all types of baby products and services; Providing a web site featuring audio and video interviews, transcripts and other educational materials all concerning business topics; Providing an interactive web site for persons to register complaints against companies and/or services of all types; Rental of all publicity and marketing presentation materials; Turnkey retail start-up services, namely, coordination and assumption of responsibility for all aspects of the store-opening process of others