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beer mugs, bottle openers, cocktail stirrers, corkscrews, decanters, drinking glasses, drinking vessels, drinking flasks for travelers, bottle gourds, flasks, drinking horns, ice buckets, non-electric portable coolers, ice pails, jugs, pitchers, liqueur sets comprised of drinking glasses, cocktail shakers, wine tasters, drinking straws, tankards, lunch boxes, ice cube trays, tea cosies, tea infusers/tea balls, tea caddies, cups, mugs

bathing caps, berets, cap peaks, caps, hat frames, hats, mantillas, shower caps, skull caps, top hats, turbans, visors, wimples, aprons, ascots, babies' pants, bandanas, bath robes, bathing trunks, bathing suits; beach clothes, namely, swimwear, beach cover-ups, sandals; belts; bibs, not of paper; boas, bodices, brassieres, breeches for wear, camisoles, chasubles; clothing of leather, namely, coats, jackets, pants; coats, collars, shoulder wraps, corselets, corsets, cuffs, wristbands, detachable collars, dress shields, dresses, dressing gowns, ear muffs, fishing vests, fur stoles, furs, gabardines, garters, girdles, gloves, headbands, heelpieces for stockings, hoods, hosiery, jackets, jerseys, jumper dresses, pinafore dresses; knitwear, namely, sweaters, shirts, dresses; layettes, leggings, leg warmers, liveries, maniples, masquerade costumes, mittens, money belts, muffs, neckties, overalls, smocks, overcoats, topcoats, pants, drawers, paper hats for use as clothing items, parkas, pelerines, pelisses, petticoats, pocket squares, pockets for clothing, ponchos, pullovers, jumpers, pyjamas/pajamas, saris, sarongs, sashes for wear, scarves, scarfs, shawls, shirt yokes, shirt fronts, shirts, short-sleeve shirts, singlets, sports jerseys, ski gloves, skirts, skorts, sleep masks, slips, sock suspenders, socks, spats/gaiters, stocking suspenders, stockings, sweat-absorbent stockings, stuff jackets, suits, suspenders/braces for clothing, sweat-absorbent underclothing, teddies, tee-shirts, tights, togas, trouser straps, gaiter straps, trousers, underpants, underwear, body linen, underclothing, uniforms, veils, waistcoats, vests, wet suits for water-skiing, bath sandals, bath slippers, beach shoes, boot uppers, boots, boots for sports, esparto shoes or sandals, football shoes, football boots, footwear, footwear uppers, galoshes, galoshes, gymnastic shoes, half-boots, heelpieces for footwear, heels, inner soles, lace boots, sandals, shoes, ski boots, slippers, soles for footwear, sports shoes, studs for football boots, tips for footwear, welts for footwear, wooden shoes