I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD

Bath linens, namely, bath towels and wash cloths; bed linens, namely; bed blankets, bed canopies, bed sheets, bed spreads, pillow cases, comforters, duvet covers, mattress covers, dust ruffles, pillow shams and bed spreads; blanket throws; textile wall hangings; window curtains of textile; draperies; cotton, polyester and/or nylon fabric; linen; cloth table napkins, fabric table cloths, plastic table covers; kitchen towels, fabric place mats, bath mitts, fabric table runners and cloth coasters; fabric handkerchiefs, quilts, and golf towels