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Clothing namely t-shirts, shirts, tops, sweaters, sweatshirts, hooded sweatshirts; coats, jerseys, jackets; bottoms, pants, trousers, jeans, shorts, sweatpants, pajamas; dresses; skirts; blouses; underwear; swimwear; headwear; footwear; belts, ties, gloves, socks