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All purpose sport bags; athletic bags; backpacks; beach bags; book bags; calling card cases; change purses; coin purses; duffel bags; gym bags; handbags; knapsacks; key cases; leather key chains; luggage tags; overnight bags; purses; satchels; textile, mesh, and leather shopping bags; tote bags; umbrellas; wallets

Clothing, namely, bandanas, beachwear, belts, coats, dresses, gloves, hosiery, jackets, jeans, jerseys, kerchiefs, sleepwear, pants, rainwear, robes, scarves, shorts, shirts, slippers, sweaters, sweat pants, sweatshirts, swimsuits, tank tops, T-shirts, underwear, vests, wrist bands; footwear; headwear, namely, hats, caps, visors, headbands

Business-to-business advertising; online banner advertising and marketing services; online retail shopping site services featuring streaming or downloadable audio-visual content in the fields of news, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos

Transmission of downloadable audio-visual media content in the nature of full-length, partial-length, and clips from motion pictures, television programming, videos, music videos, and music; transmission of video and interactive games; podcasting and webcasting services; providing access to online forums, chat rooms, listservers for transmission of messages and blogs over the Internet; providing online electronic bulletin boards for transmission of messages among users in the field of general interest; web messaging services; providing online forums and listservers for transmission of messages featuring current event reporting, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos

Education and entertainment services, namely, providing interactive online games; providing online interactive resource and programming guides on the subjects of motion pictures, television programming, videos, music videos, and music tailored to viewer's programming preferences; electronic publishing services, namely, publication of text, graphics, photographs, images, and audio-visual works of others online for streaming or downloading, and on CDs, DVDs, music video interactive discs (MVIs), and podcasts, featuring news, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos; production and rental of audio-visual works, specifically, motion pictures, television programming, videos, music videos, and music, for streaming or downloading in the fields of news, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos; production and rental of audio-visual works, specifically, motion pictures, television programming, videos, music videos, and music, on CDs, DVDs, music video interactive discs (MVIs), and podcasts, in the fields of news, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos; rental of video games; production of video and computer game software; providing blogs in the nature of an online journal over the Internet featuring current event reporting, entertainment, sports, comedy, drama, music, and music videos; providing a website featuring video and interactive games